still alive

I know I haven't posted for a while. There is a big event in my life I have been getting ready for. I have also been building a new home for my face. Please expect more things soon. 

available for children's parties

Magic!

utah travel diary part one-it is always nice to see friendly faces.

There are many people I miss and getting to see the warm smiles of friends and family is always a highlight of coming back home. Pictured here are my brother and his girlfriend, my niece and nephew and the darling Krzymowski girls.

back to the hatching place

I am in the middle of my journey back home. My companion and I have been having adventures, expect photos and drawings soon. If you are unfamiliar with Utah please educate yourself with one of the many documentery films or books written about the subject.

eight year old me would be very proud

Clown #1: Knock Knock

Clown #2: Who's there?

Clown #1: Poo

Clown #2: Poo who?

Clown #1: What's wrong sir, why is your butt crying? 

maybe mother was right

I always wanted a monkey. Not as a pet, but as a brother and a friend. I would have taught him everything I know about pretending to be human. The fact that this never happened makes me sad but it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

I am not gone only distracted

The world has been keeping me busy but I hope to resume regularly posting as soon as the appropriate electronic devices are unpacked and connected. In the meantime, please enjoy some pie.