I always wanted a monkey. Not as a pet, but as a brother and a friend. I would have taught him everything I know about pretending to be human. The fact that this never happened makes me sad but it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.
You would have been great at teaching a monkey to pretend to be human. I -- only occasionally remember that you're not human yourself...but an odd combination of Canadia and a seer sucker suit.
As a child, I wanted to grow up to be a bird. Now as an adult I tell jokes on stage and make paper bag puppets. I like to do interesting things. If you do interesting things, we should be friends.
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You would have been great at teaching a monkey to pretend to be human. I -- only occasionally remember that you're not human yourself...but an odd combination of Canadia and a seer sucker suit.
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