eight year old me would be very proud

Clown #1: Knock Knock

Clown #2: Who's there?

Clown #1: Poo

Clown #2: Poo who?

Clown #1: What's wrong sir, why is your butt crying? 

maybe mother was right

I always wanted a monkey. Not as a pet, but as a brother and a friend. I would have taught him everything I know about pretending to be human. The fact that this never happened makes me sad but it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

I am not gone only distracted

The world has been keeping me busy but I hope to resume regularly posting as soon as the appropriate electronic devices are unpacked and connected. In the meantime, please enjoy some pie.