i don't sleep very much, but i am constantly dreaming

I am working on a one man show for this spring, it is about the place where I get my jokes. My friend Becky will be directing. All I need to do now is finish writing it, find a place to perform, enlist the help of an animator and build some giant teddy bears out of cardboard.

all hail the nightmare beast

Sometimes they picnic in my dreams.

What really happens at their picnics?

Who is to say you should trust them? They could be stuffed with anything. even spiders. 

part one of thirty one?

I have been encouraged to blog more. I am going to attempt to do it daily for the month of January. Today the cogs in my brain are moving slowly and I am having some difficulty with the complex thought. The following is all I could milk out of the hungover sponge that is my mind:

I think a lot out of what things would look like if they had insect legs attached to them.

and 

Teddy bears scare the hell out of me.

Hopefully it will get better.