good times will be had

I am in the process of cleaning my house to facilitate the moving in of a very nice young lady. I have the feeling that there will be more tea parties come February. 

i don't sleep very much, but i am constantly dreaming

I am working on a one man show for this spring, it is about the place where I get my jokes. My friend Becky will be directing. All I need to do now is finish writing it, find a place to perform, enlist the help of an animator and build some giant teddy bears out of cardboard.

they will not cut you, only sing at you

A young lady asked me to draw these for her.

If you would like to see something with insect legs let me know.

secks education

My friend Sara has a unique sense of humor. For the past eight months she has been pretending that she has a baby growing inside of her. She has went so far as to wear an ever increasing layer of padding under her clothes to further the illusion. She is such a practical joker.

Everybody knows that pregnancy is just an old wives tale and an excuse that people use to justify the unnecessary wiggling of body parts inside of other body parts. The real way to make babies is rather simple and rewarding. For those that wish to have a child I have included the recipe, have fun:

12 9.5 oz packets Pop Rocks

7 lbs Sea Monkeys

1 bathtub full of water

1. fill bathtub full of luke warm water

2. place sea monkeys in bathtub, let them frolic for approximately 1/2 hour to soothing music

3. add pop rocks, the resultant chemical reaction will cause the water to boil (do not inhale fumes!)

4. let water boil until completely evaporates

5. there should be a putty like substance on the bottom of the tub, take putty and mold into baby shape, let it dry under the sun.

6. nurture

Time to take a break and enjoy a delicious treat.

You deserve it!

my mother

My friend Clint and I made a movie for her. There were clowns in it, but not the scary kind.

all hail the nightmare beast

Sometimes they picnic in my dreams.